awwwwwwwwwww... shucky-darn. looks like i got some hatemail again.
this time it's railing on me about my FREE OPEN MIC LISTINGS.
anyone know some "comic" named "Leo Martin"? has the email address: deadbabyleo@ the google email (one could only wish that email address were true)
I'm asking because I've never heard the name before... guess he's some little sniveling weasel that crawled up from the sewer...
In any event, he sent me a delightful love letter in time for Valentine's Day... keep in mind, ON MY FREE OPEN MIC LISTING SITE i DO have a disclaimer saying that folks should call ahead to the place because it's not my problem if a venue/producer/open mic bigwig hasn't sent me an update...
It's a shame that my friends and clients don't find his shite amusing...
[UPDATE 02.11.07 at 12:30ishAM: got an apology... click here for it --- after you read the crap below]
here's his email:
_________________________________________________________From: Leo Martin [mailto:deadbabyleo@ the google email]
Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 11:40 PM
To: erin@gigglechick.com
Subject: Gigglechick dot com is yesterdays news FYI
Today was the last open mic that I will go to with the wrong information, thanks to you again, giggle bitch.
I used it for my material in my set as well, also called you giggle cunt, and a fat bitch. Someone should stuff a whip cream covered cock in your mouth in that pic of yours.
I will be starting my own website promoting open mics and keep real information on them. If I cannot do it myself (LIKE YOU TWINKIE CUNT) then I will pass it on to someone else who would be happy to throw a horrible, fat, unnatractive, retardesque picture (LIKE YOURS) so that comix may get their real information.I think if we ever met in person I would shove a papaya dog in your fat face.
FUCK YOU!
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MY response - keep in mind, i'm attempting to be cordial (and am awaiting his response with open arms.)
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TO: Leo Martin [deadbabyleo@ the google email]Dearest Leo,
why, thank you SO much for your immature email.howabout you tell me EXACTLY what open mic you tried to go to... hmmmmm? what information was incorrect?
which city were you attempting to grace the stage with your pre-pubescent dane cook-wannabe-schlock? i do have a few cities that i maintain open mic listings for, so if you could clarify, that'd be swell.
please, DO tell! this way i can update the site accordingly and you can hone your pathetic little poop & fart jokes in front of comics who could give a rat's arse that you are doing 5 minutes whilst holding your little notepad you scribbled into after a 3am date with your crust-filled sock.
if you have the time & money to set up your own website with open mic listings, go for it! please send me the link when you do...
cheers!
- erin
Whatchoosayin'?? (9 yapped)
Dear Gigglechick,
I am so distressed that this little weasel stole my stage name! He referred to you as "Giggle C**t" but that is ME! How could he?! He acts like it's an insult when I am proud to have a c**t that giggles. [Giggle C**t is not really my stage name though he has given me an idea :)].
Well, thanks for this website. It's helpful & most appreciate it. Nobody deserves that kind of disrespect but surely you must know the problem is HIM.
I think he is in need of some kind of therapeutic happy ending for stress release.
Take care.
Posted by Giggle C**t | April 13, 2007 2:34 PM
Ohhhh..... someone loves you.
Posted by feedback | February 27, 2007 12:54 AM
Hello GC,
I just wanted to say that your site has been invaluable to me in finding out-of-the- way open mics. This little prick is another one of those young male assholes who thinks he's a comic. I've seen his kind at countless open mics, and then never see them again, because they can't put in the time and work to hone their craft. I bet he's the kind of guy who gets mad at the audience for not laughing at his lame set. These misogynists think they're going to make it after a couple of bringers. Obviously, he can't even make a phone call, so I can just imagine the devotion he puts into working on a set. They say never burn your bridges, this jerk just blew up all of them. Keep up the good work, GC. And thanks from all the little people out there that you are trying to help.
Stacy Rumaker
Posted by Stacy Rumaker | February 13, 2007 11:43 PM
Having run shows for 7 years this type of scenario occurs at times. Unfortunately open mic means just that. We open up our stages to people who attempt to ruin the fine work our friend at Giggle Chick has done. Giggle chick is by far one of the most informative and brilliant sites out there for comics. In my past experiences I have had comics challenge me to fist fights, argue with eachother during my shows and skip out on their checks; not often, however it happens.
Now I've seen everything....an online attack on one of our own. I run this open mic and am putting it out to the community. How should we handle this guy? Giggle chick is an invaluable resourse and the talents and sacrifices made by those(our #1 Girl as well)who run it should not be taken for granted. Kindly forward your ideas and suggestions to newyorkfunny1@yahoo.com Regardless I am going to deal with this situation however would appreciate some feedback, advice.
Thanks,
GK
Posted by Geoff Kole | February 12, 2007 1:34 AM
Wow....and then Wow again.....jeeeeeeshz.....all the cream references.....he must have been whacking himself off........what a jerk! Hmmmmm....I see that he did apologize and it almost seems like two different personalities here....scary to say the least! AAACCKKK!! You told him rightly Erin, but run for your life, he is creepy!
Posted by Susan B | February 11, 2007 7:16 AM
I think he secretly likes you... kind of like when the boys would name-call the girls in elementary school. Actually this douche has a touch of woman hater in him. Someone needs to speak to him about his relationship with his mother.
Posted by rich | February 10, 2007 10:21 PM
I am torn between dropping him a line, telling him that he should drop off the face of the Earth, and laughing my arse off. Seriously, what did he think that he would accomplish by talking to you that way.
He used the C*** word. I HATE that word. It's his own stupid fault if he didn't check the information.
I'm so glad that you got your blog up and running again. I've missed the blatant plugs for Jim...lol. By the way, I love him. I caught his show when he was in Indy.
Back to the topic at hand...I'm sorry that this retard felt the need to name-call, and be a complete jackass to you. Didn't his mother teach him any manners???
Posted by April | February 10, 2007 9:44 PM
LOL. My goodness, that person has wayyyy bigger issues than missing an open mic.
Posted by Claudia | February 10, 2007 9:16 PM
I am so sorry, GC, that you had to be subjected to this horrible email. We should all go to one of this Leo's shows and throw bags of poop at him. I will gladly drop him a line for you and remind him that "what goes around comes around."
Cheer up. There are many people out there who love you, including me.
Joanne
Posted by Joanne Romeo | February 10, 2007 7:51 PM