really.
i'm not kidding.
turn back now if you don't want to feel ill.
okay...
i'm serious.
i'm assuming that those with iron-clad tummies are still reading...
alright.
i ate a large thin crust Dominos sausage pizza tonight... with buffalo chicken kickers (only 5 kickers. but ate the whole pie.)
while that may sound like the disgusting part.... which, yeah, in hindsight, it was.... but this isn't the ick factor part of this post.
that was at around 9pm that i ate that schlock.
at 11pm i ran to the bathroom and threw it up... no no no, not on purpose. my stomach basically turned into Mt. St. Helen and spewed forth hot, molten regurgitated pizza and buffalo chicken.
oh wait... did you think THAT was the disgusting part? just a little vomit? please... i wouldn't just eff around with a little puking story.
have you gotten sick yourself yet?? no?
wanna?
keep reading....
i did my evening Neti Pot ritual...
yep.
what? you're thinking "so what?" right........... ?
wait for it...
waaaait for it.............
chunks of sausage and cheese flowed out of my nose.
yes. you read that correctly.
was that disgusting enough for you?
yep... sausage in my sinuses. niiiiiice.
makes you think of Snausages doesn't it?
Whatchoosayin'?? (6 yapped)
I've come to your website in the past to check on open mics, etc., but, for whatever reason, never checked out your blog. Big mistake. The whole pizza fiasco made me, I admit, pee my pants a little. I may want to head to the bathroom prior to reading further blogs. A few thoughts came into my mind. First I thought of that scene in A Christmas Story -- "mommy's little piggy" with the kid eating the mashed potatoes and getting them up his nose. I bet he wished he had a neti pot. That you were still blowing your nose with chunks coming out later on -- priceless!
And hey, everyone now and then a girl needs an entire pizza of her own! :)
Posted by Lily | October 24, 2007 3:28 PM
Yep, you can't say you didn't warn us. . .pretty gross...But, grosser still, what if you didn't have a neti pot ritual??? Would that sausage just sit up there and rot?? Guess you should be glad you have that thing! Hope you are feeling better.
Posted by Lori | October 21, 2007 5:55 PM
yeah that is disgusting! yuk!
Posted by SusanB | October 21, 2007 2:57 PM
Oddly enough, I am not grossed out but feel sympathy for you because all I can think is how badly the buffalo chicken burned coming back out (either way) Hope all is clear today :) lol
Posted by Stacy | October 21, 2007 2:36 PM
I join carol and say i did as well Snicker at the fact of molten sausage coming out of your nose. but hey teaches you for buying dominoes pizza. Seriously that pizza is SO intestacy gross. i hope you called and complained. i would have. B.c i bet your not the only one who threw up if there is a food problem. Poor girl. One Request long hot shower to free up sinuses. feel better!
D.
[note from GC: heh... i'm thinking that it was more the fact that i ATE AN ENTIRE SAUSAGE PIZZA than it having to do with the ingredients being screwy.]
Posted by Dee | October 21, 2007 9:24 AM
ok I'll say it...
I LOL'd
but EEEEEWWWWWWEEEEEE on the long, liquid pizza!
One time, in Catholic school, Father Billy said something in latin that made everyone laugh and George Rios laughed a whole cheese sandwich out of his nose, but your description was MUCH better!
mmmmm..snausages.
Hope you feel better soon!
:^O
[note from gc: oh no, it's wasn't long liquid pizza... it was actual CHUNKS of sausage and cheese coming out of my nose along with the saline solution from the Neti Pot. in fact even a few hours later i keep blowing my nose and pizza is coming out.]
Posted by Carol | October 21, 2007 1:31 AM