so, i get tons of spam BS in my inbox... and i pretty much ignore the stuff and hit "spam" or delete.
lately there's been an influx of "male enhancement" spam... why I need to increase MY penis** size, I don't know.
here are some subject lines --- the spelling errors are theirs, not mine - i know how to spell dick and penis.
"Your dik will never be laughed at in year 2008!"
"Is your small pen!s size constantly made fun of? We'll change it!"
"Show that you're a real man deserving a real phallus!"
"Make your dik the envy of all your dudes in year 2008!"
"If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war"
"Only with bigger package will you realize your manhood better!"
anyway, I won't show all of the subject lines, but, the reason why i am posting this entry is because of the latest one to find its way into my inbox:
"Turn your weewee into real monster!"
seriously? really. do men click on these things? "weewee" --- really?
** note: I do not have a penis.
Whatchoosayin'?? (5 yapped)
Yeah, thank god it's not only me! I was starting to think that maybe they knew something that I didn't know? I was ready to ask my mother, are you sure I wasn't born a guy? ;) LOL
Posted by SusanB | December 1, 2007 6:05 PM
Well I'm glad to know that this stuff is out there ... and that V1@gr@ is 78% off this month! After all, as Monty Python has always said, you can never have enough SPAM SPAM SPAM
and for the record, "weewee wee" was what the fifth little pig did all the way home - my mommy told me.
Posted by Rick O | December 1, 2007 11:50 AM
Okay, I'll trade you my 'Breast Enlargement' spam for your 'Penis Enlargement' spam...
[note from GC: errrrm, Gary, what are you admitting to? heh... and not for nothing, if i enlarged the girls at all i'd topple over]
Posted by Gary Manatee | November 30, 2007 5:07 PM
Hey GC,
Yeah, I was getting the 'enlarge your manhood' stuff too, but it pretty much switched over to 'replica watches' in my Junk folder for the last few months... guess these things run in cycles. Next it'll be do-it-yourself breast implants... eeks.
Natalie
Posted by Natalie | November 30, 2007 3:55 PM
Whew, at least I am not the only woman being targeted by these spammers, lol.
Posted by Denise | November 30, 2007 3:48 PM