4:10pm i've finished an entire large bag of Herr's baked cheese curls... so, i'm typing with orange-stained fingers.

they JUST played one of the "deaf ads" for PepsiCo Enable. I was typing and had just set my clicker down and the sound went off... or so i thought. Then I looked up and saw the ad with the subtitles and sign language. it was cute --- it was the "pre-kickoff pepsi deaf ad"

we've got about an hour and 45 minutes to go 'til kickoff...

so, i've gotta decide if i want to crack open the Ruffles and the onion dip OOOOORRRRR if i wanna go for the Tostidos and salsa con queso...

(saving the Doritos and my chicken cordon bleu bites for later...)

4:21pm paula abdul caterwauling. introduced by ryan seacrest. WHYYYYYYYYY? just stop. (can someone say "lip synching"?) what the eff is with that hat???

4:58pm alicia keyes is now singing and telling me to put my hands in the air. I can't because I am now eating the chicken cordon bleu bites... which are dangerous because they have molten swiss cheese in them.

when i think football, i think of Alicia Keyes' "falling in and out of love with you" or whatever the title is.

5:27pm gigglemom just was injured by the cordon bleu bites. molten swiss cheese sticks... and burns.

• not an advert. just the start --- a reading of the Declaration of Independence... with many different folks in the NFL or related to NFLians reading it. I didn't catch what led into this, but, I think i heard a mention of voting on tuesday or something. with the "I am an American" --- ah. got it... it's dedicated to the troops.

• Toyota 2008 motor trend truck of year

• Ontario, Canada - Canadian tourism ad... um... nice to cleanse our palates with the Toyota ad in between the DoI tribute before we all fled the country to Canada

• START OF PROGRAM - pre-kick show

• TEAM INTRODUCTIONS/MUSIC: NY Giants, introduced with Kayne's "Stronger". NE Pats introduced with Ozzy's "Crazy Train"

• National Anthem - sung by Jordan Sparks (American Idol winner. Daughter of former NY Giant Philippe Sparks.) I say she did great!

• Drillbit Taylor - looks silly. funny. owen wilson

• Chase Bank - Secret agent man (not a new ad.)

• at&t - the sweet pea ad. not new, but i like it.

• dell - now available in beautiful (already saw it a few times today)

• prison break - breaking out of prison and into the stadium at the superbowl

• COIN TOSS!!!! GIANTS get it. they'll receive. NOW the real adverts start. nice little tribute to Bill Walsh with his family and players

• FOX ad for House - (what the frig?)

• tossback to the game. update on brady's ankle

• FORD - ford f150 on centrifugal force machine (with mike from Dirty Jobs)

• --------------- KICKOFF----------------

• BUD LIGHT - ability to breathe fire - dude lit candles and is allegic to cats. sneezes fireballs

• AUDI R8 - old guy in bed covered in oil. wakes up a la godfather horsehead. flips back covers sees front of his car. starts screaming!! cut to front of NEW audi with kick ass headlights... looking mean... zipping off.

• FIELD GOAL! - GIANTS 3- 0

• DIET PEPSI MAX - everyone falling asleep and nodding their heads. "what is love" playing. diet pepsi max is given and everyone wakes up and starts doing Roxbury guys head jerks. Chris Kattan walks out of dry cleaners sees head jerking and yells "STOP IT!"

• SALESGENIE.COM - i'm already sick of these ads (have seen a bunch of the cartoons throughout the day)

• BUD LIGHT - wine & cheese party - guy goes into kitchen where the other guys are (women in the LR) reveals that he's hidden a 6 pack of bud light in giant wheel of cheese.

• UNDERARMOUR.COM - guy running, dragging tire chained to his body. close up of sneaker.more people training. working out in industrial areas. then huge gathering of athletes. guy screaming from platform.

• END FIRST QUARTER - wow. that went fast.

• BRIDGESTONE TIRES - acorn. squirrel. car. squirrel sees car gunning for him. SCREAMS! then racoon screams, turtle screams, insects scream. animals scream. woman in passenger seat screams. driver looks at her, calmly turns wheel and avoids squirrel (i loved this. it seemed like the opening was an homage to the Geico squirrel ad that i love too.)

• DORITOS - kina grannis won the contest they held to give a musician a shot.

• PRUDENTIAL - every step people take leaves a prudential logo on the ground - workers are on the path, that guides them "step by step" -- "find your path"

• START OF 2nd QUARTER - 2 seconds in and touchdown Patriots

• TOUCHDOWN & FIELD GOAL - NE 7 - 3

• WANTED (movie) - angelina jolie/morgan freeman - june 27.

• G2 (gatorade) - derek jeter walking through the city - people saying "great game" - he's in a suit. leaving a trail of baseball field behind him with every step. cut to him drinking. cut to parcells and peyton manning watching the ad on tv and parcells says "think that field follows him everywhere?" - manning (drinking G2) says "naw, that's just special effects"... pan down... football field under his feet.

• GODADDY.com - seen it in previews of ads this week. for the danika patrick exposure thing

• DELL - guy walking down street. cop slaps his ass. people on bus looking at him. people reaching out and touching him along street. cars flashing headlights at him. throngs of people clamouring at him. woman runs up and kisses him. he's carrying a red dell laptop. tag: buy dell. buy (red). save lives.

• FED EX - shipping with pigeons with GPS & nightvision. giant pigeon dropping cargo.

• CARS.COM - plan B... having salesguy fight "Glondor" (weird crazy guy) in a burning ring of fire.

• TIDE TO GO - guy on interview. talking. then you hear jibberish over his words. coming from a stain on his shirt. the interviewer couldn't focus on what the guy was saying. tag: silence the stain (mytalkingstain.com) haha i liked it.

• BUDWEISER - clydesdale!! Hank doesn't make the team this year. Dalmatian trains him a la Mickey with Rocky (see him training, getting stronger, etc) One year later: Hank makes the team. High fives the dalamatian. (LOVE IT. i'm a sucker for dalmatians and horses.)

• IRON MAN - movie

• TOYOTA COROLLA - interior is so quiet. guy locked in with ferocious badger - cannon goes off, doesn't wake sleeping badger. guy's phone goes off inside, wakes badger which growls and is about to attack.

• LEATHERHEADS - movie - april 4th

• GARMIN - see car zipping through france, can;'t see driver, finally car pulls up. equestrian boots, see horses waiting. pan out. napoleon using the garmin gps unit to get to his troops. hides garmin in coat (hand in chest) -- all soldiers on giant white steeds. someone brings white pony out for napoleon

• CAREERBUILDER.COM - girl in office. heart pops out of chest. lands on keyboard. sprouts legs. rolls off desk. runs into boss' office and climbs on desk with sign that says "I QUIT"... tag "follow your heart" (brilliant.)

• SOBE LIFE WATER - naomi campbell and a gecko/salamander. naomi drinking red liquid. lizard jumps up, gets a drop. then starts doing michael jackson's Thriller routine with other lizards. naomi dancing too. thrillicious.com

• PARENTS: THE ANTI-DRUG - drug dealer saying that his business is going south because of the prescription drugs out there.

• GMC YUKON - animation - guy pushing rock up a hill. v/o "why push? why change? why grow? why dream? questions you don't have to ask yourself when you never say it's good enough when you never say it can't be done. when you never say never. " then cut to shot of truck

• BUD LIGHT - carlos *blech* mencia in another "let's teach the foreigners english" campaign. this time teaching how to pick up women in a bar. i hate mencia.

• NARNIA. prince caspian - movie/ may 16

• PLANTERS - elevator. hot guy. girl with bad makeup and unibrow. mole. he smiles at her. she leaves, everywhere she goes guys are looking at her, walking into doors, hovering over her. (background music "you're just too good to be true") close up of girl in room rubbing planters cashews on her body like perfume.

• T MOBILE - fave 5 with charles barkley. chuck is annoying the hell out of dwayne

• PEPSI - justin timberlake has something pulling him closer. cut to someone drinking a diet pepsi through a straw. each sip, he's being pulled (against his will) yadda yadda, each sip will get you closer to justin timberlake mp3s etc.

• DORITOS - guy cutting the perfect sized dorito chip. placing in mousetrap. setting mousetrap on ground in front of mouse hole. man sits down with dorito bag to watch the execution. he bites into a handful of doritos and a guy in a giant mouse costume crashes through the wall and attacks him

• HALFTIME - score still NE 7 to NY 3

• IDEACAST.NET - guy in shaving cream ad. all of a sudden he stops "Ted? Ted Thompson" then gets out of the tv and into the living room. looking for Ted. then proceeds to go to diner "Ted? He's my target. 18-35?" gets arrested. tag: "tv that hits a moving target"

• AX MEN - History channel. new series

• NFL NETWORK - "Get your story straight" - different clips of guys saying stuff that isn't right. like "Eli Manning? The closest he'll get to a superbowl ring is if he gives Peyton a manicure"

• HALFTIME SHOW - Tom Petty :} awesome!!! might just be my favorite performance of the superbowl halftime shows!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Halftime Gigglefood Intake Update: Eating pineapple right now.
Yeah. who knew!? Thinking of making pierogies soon though

• NISSAN MURANO - i've gotta tell ya' - if i wasn't so in love with my mini cooper and i had to buy an suv thing, i would buy a murano (i rented one when i was in colorado in '06 and liked it a lot.)

• DAYTONA 500 - feb 17. neat ad.

• ZANTAC - showing how you can have a life again after heartburn

• JACKIE MOON - will ferrell movie feb 29

• CLARITIN - carl edwards (nascar driver) telling you not to drive using any other allergy medicine that might make you drowzy (speaking of... Tavist D and Benadryl can put me in a coma. i slept for 2 days straight a couple of times with that stuff)

• START OF 3RD QUARTER

• CARS.COM - plan B - witch doctor shrinking heads.

• SALESGENIE.COM - horrible horrible cartoon. i hate these ads. nice steroetypical asian accents

• VITAMIN WATER - Shaquille Oneal as a jockey. Shaq on Chunk of Love. win haha!

• BUD LIGHT - Invention of the wheel to get to party

• ICEBREAKERS GUM - Carmen Electra

• BRIDGESTONE TIRES - deer in road. alice cooper in road. richard simmons in road. car about to mow him down, he screams (like the squirrel in the earlier ad) car swerves and misses him

• CAREERBUILDER.COM - "i wish i loved my job" - spider eats magic singing firefly that was having a duet with sad worker guy. tag: "Wishing won't get you a better job"

• HYUNDAI GENESIS - car going down the road. new luxury car. making it's debut during the big game v/o says "right about now you're probably expecting some crazy big twist. well here it is" - cut to hyundai logo.

• WALL•E (PIXAR) - toy story characters talking about WALL•E the new character in the movie of the same name (the character looks suspiciously like Number 5 from Short Circuit, thank you very much.) I want to see it. June 27

• JUMPER - movie out on feb 14

• E*TRADE - baby on webcam using e-trade - he talks...... and throws up. lovely

• BUD LIGHT - ability to fly. guy gets sucked into jet engine. ability to fly no longer available

• END OF 3RD QUARTER - NE 7 - NY 3

• NFL - big guy in grocery store. oboe player. chester pitts. walk on.

• FORD EDGE SEL - derek jeter. lifting weights. working out. saying you need to have style. he got his in blazing copper

• AMERICAN AIRLINES - "next flight out" --- ad is about 3 months old

• DUNKIN DONUTS - doin' things i like to do. again. advert is older

• START OF 4th QUARTER

• SUNSILK SHAMPOO - some girls make it happen. their hair tells the story - showing jackie kennedy, marilyn monroe, madonna and others

• COCA-COLA - central park. macy's parade. stewie griffin balloon. underdog balloon. coke bottle balloon. stewie and underdog chasing after coke bottle crashing into buildings. coke bottle gets away. charlie brown balloon gets the coke bottle. (finally. charlie brown has a happy ending)

• TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!!! - NY 10 - NE 7

• COKE - bill frist and james carville on political talk show yapping at same time. they both say "wrong" at the same time and frist says "jinx. buy me a Coke" - carville" "right now??" - thus begins the Jim and Bill Excellent Coca Cola Adventure together (cute. i liked it.)

• TOYOTA SEQUOIA - Big Wheel race downhill. about 12 big wheels piled on a toyota sequoia

• YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN - adam sandler movie. i love sandler... but...

• E*TRADE - talking baby again. saying how he made so much money he rented a clown - clown in bg making balloon animals

• TACO BELL - fiesta platters

• GATORADE - dog drinking from water bowl loudly. slobber. then 3 gatorade bottles appear in front of water bowl and dog. with text overlay "MAN'S BEST FRIEND". heh. simple. yucky but i liked it.

• BUD LIGHT/JACKIE MOON - will ferrell as jackie moon promotin bud light - "Bud Light. Suck One" heh.

• HYUNDAI GENESIS - saying how they don't think mercedes or BMW will like the results of the ad meter tomorrow because of their car.

• MOMENT OF TRUTH (FOX) - chad johnson taking lie detector test. kinda silly.

• NOT AN AD - they just showed John Johnson the athletic trainer for the giants since 1948 - he's retiring after the superbowl. awwwwww. dang i'm rooting for both teams

• TOUCHDOWN PATRIOTS - 2:42 left in the 4th. Pats: 14 / Giants: 10

• --------------TWO MINUTE WARNING--------------

• VICTORIA'S SECRET - reminding guys that the game will soon be over and let the real games begin (chick in lingerie)

• AMP - guy jump starting a car by hooking jumpercables up to dead battery and then the other end to his nipples and drinking AMP energy drink and dancing (music: "Push It")

• AMERICAN IDOL - ben roethlisberger. american idol dream

• TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!!!! - 35 seconds left. (i don't know to feel. i was rooting for both. but, the patriots were so perfect this year dammit. go giants!)

shot of peyton manning in the box whooping it up. pats still have 35 seconds and 3 timeouts (i feel bad for junior seau if they don't win)

score: NY: 17 NE 14

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holy crap! they sacked Brady. who the hell am i? John Madden all of a sudden with the play by play!?!?

• GIANTS WIN THE ---- WAIT... 1 second is left on the scoreboard and they have to clear the field so Eli can snap... okay... they won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I THINK I WILL STILL HAVE SNACKS LEFTOVER FOR SUPER DUPER TSUNAMI TUESDAY WHEN I WILL BE WATCHING THE PRIMARY RESULTS!!!