well, um... i bought this. it's enough for a month. they say you should do it the first time for two to 3 months.
since i am going to be on vacation from June 20 - 29, i will only be doing a month and then see how i fair.
i want to try it because i've been really tired and bloaty and icky and just blah lately. oh and fat. i can't forget fat. i'm not technically doing this to lose weight, but, if that happens, i won't complain. it's supposed to boost your energy, get rid of any sort of ick in your body and generally help you feel better.
now, keep in mind, i just received it in the mail today. just drank the KleriTea tonight (it was actually really good.)
okay. so tomorrow i am supposed to use the fiber in the morning. it's a powder that you mix into water or they say, preferably, fruit juice.
i have a horrible gag reflex, so, there is a good chance that doing the psyllium husk fiber/juice thing might just cause me to choke and vomit all over the place. so there's that.
but so far, i was pleasantly surprised by the tea. it actually tasted nice.
wait, i think before the fiber powder tomorrow morning, i have to take these Parasil capsules.
No. Not parasail capsules. Parasil.
This might be the start of something horribly disgusting.
Actually, from what I've read on their site, there is no "might" --- it sounds like it's a sure thing for "the bowels of Hell"
Now... I must warn you before you click on the link for their testimonial page. it's fucked up and one of the grossest things ever. there are photos. and there's descriptions. and it's not pretty.
those of you who are squeamish, you might just want to click here for a safe place instead of going to the testimonial page of the product i just bought.
Do not whine at me that I did not warn you.
I'll wait until you return from that site.
are you okay? do you need to lie down? it's alright, just lean forward and put your head between your knees and take deep breaths.
really. do you want me to get you a bucket?
okay. it's okay. i'm here. you'll be alright.
so, eh, yeah. i bought that stuff.
and for those of you who've been reading my site for a while, you pretty much know that there's a good chance of me buying something and then not sticking with it (although i DID stay on that ALLI stuff for a couple of months last summer.)
again, it's not so much for me to lose weight since it's not a product FOR that. i just have been curious for a number of years about "cleansing" and figured what the hell. I'm working from home and have a good stockpile of toilet paper.
of course, i DO have a camera, BUT, I think posting my dirty cluttered house was enough to show you. I am not going to be talking to my fecal matter and telling it to "work it" or "say poop!" and take photos of it. you'll thank me later.
plus I don't want furiousball to tell me to take a flamethrower to my intestines.
OH! and for those of you with a fetish for poo chatter.... there's a thread where a bunch of low carb women are taking the stuff i bought. yes. i've been reading it. yes. i am frightened and intrigued at the same time.