so in the local paper today is a sick fuck named Dr. Michael P. Coyle - who lives in Princeton and summers in Mantoloking here
http://app.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080610/NEWS/80610007
he can go to hell for all i care. what a sick, twisted asshole.
seriously. a gosling. not ryan gosling, thank you, but a baby goose.
chased a gaggle of them with his boat and killed a gosling with a RAKE.
this story breaks my heart and makes me want to kick this fuckwit's ass.
Whatchoosayin'?? (5 yapped)
Erin: Maybe he should be chased down and beaten with the same rake...
Posted by Teresa | June 10, 2008 7:25 PM
OK, so I live close to a lake/pond, and we have lots of geese, and they're annoying. Trying to walk around the lake without stepping in goose shite is not fun. Trying to drive while keeping watch for Mr. and Mrs. Goose and their 85 best friends is not fun.
That being said, the thought of whacking a gosling to death with a rake makes my stomach turn. And even worse, this man is a doctor. You know, 'do no harm' and all that?
[note from GC: I've got the goose poop here too, but, one doesn't go chasing them down with a boat or beating a BABY to death witha rake. we've got tons of companies around here called The Geese Police (and similar) where they have border collies that chase the geese and get them out of the area. No rakes involved.]
Posted by Milissa | June 11, 2008 8:23 AM
Well, thanks for pointing this sick fuck out. Since you posted the links, I emailed the murderer to let him know what I think about him. I noticed it listed the insurance companies that cover him, perhaps they should be aware of who they are covering? If this doesn't ruin his career, it sure as hell should.
[note from GC: i was toying with calling all his numbers and doing my goose honk impersonation. your idea is better.]
Posted by Julie | June 11, 2008 9:51 AM
In the article it stated that he is worried this is ruining his "stellar" reputation in the community, well I for one hope it gets a hell of a lot worse than that for this pr*ck. I would love nothing more than to hear that his career goes down the crapper over this. Realisticly though, I am sure he will end up with a bruised ego and a fine. He definitely deserves to be beaten with the very same rake he used on the gosling....or maybe the geese could band together and reenact scenes from Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds on him. GRRRRR!
Posted by Denise | June 12, 2008 12:11 PM
It was an accident?!?!?!? More like pre-meditated murder!! He chased them around the lake in his boat and chased them around on land!! I hope he breaks his hands and can't operate anymore. What a jacknut.
Posted by Michelle13 | June 13, 2008 12:31 PM