so, i was outside a little while ago, slapped a few hot dogs on the grill.
when all of a sudden, the wind kicked up and thunder started clapping like crazy.
there i was standing next to the big ass metal grill holding a giant pair of metal tongs and holding onto the grill so it wouldn't blow over.
that's when it began pouring outside.
so i was soaking wet, holding on to as much metal as I possibly could at that moment and that's when i saw 3 bolts of lightning within 10 seconds.
i quickly grabbed the dogs (3) and threw them into their buns (i had them on the grill as well toasting) and didn't even grab a plate as i juggled the 3 dogs, 3 buns and the tongs, turned off the grill and hightailed it into the house before i was electrocuted.
so i had to squash my thunder/lightning fear by shoveling all three frankfurters into my gullet.
*burp* *shock* *burp*

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shoveling is the way one should place hot dogs in the gullet.
Beri must not be able to read. Or she would be quite nervous around you after reading that you threw three dogs on the grill...
[note from GC: no, she can't read... but she's great with math]
So frightening, you posted twice!!! Glad you're okay! Can't expire right before a cruise or your bday for that matter!
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Great. Now i can say thank you!
Very interesting site. Hope it will always be alive!