so, i was outside a little while ago, slapped a few hot dogs on the grill.
when all of a sudden, the wind kicked up and thunder started clapping like crazy.
there i was standing next to the big ass metal grill holding a giant pair of metal tongs and holding onto the grill so it wouldn't blow over.
that's when it began pouring outside.
so i was soaking wet, holding on to as much metal as I possibly could at that moment and that's when i saw 3 bolts of lightning within 10 seconds.
i quickly grabbed the dogs (3) and threw them into their buns (i had them on the grill as well toasting) and didn't even grab a plate as i juggled the 3 dogs, 3 buns and the tongs, turned off the grill and hightailed it into the house before i was electrocuted.
so i had to squash my thunder/lightning fear by shoveling all three frankfurters into my gullet.
*burp* *shock* *burp*




Whatchoosayin'?? (3 yapped)
shoveling is the way one should place hot dogs in the gullet.
Posted by furiousball | June 15, 2008 12:34 PM
Beri must not be able to read. Or she would be quite nervous around you after reading that you threw three dogs on the grill...
[note from GC: no, she can't read... but she's great with math]
Posted by Julie | June 16, 2008 9:19 AM
So frightening, you posted twice!!! Glad you're okay! Can't expire right before a cruise or your bday for that matter!
Posted by Tricia | June 16, 2008 12:12 PM