I woke up a few minutes ago... i think i may have had a heart attack. pains on the left side of my chest.
then again, it may have just been the damn roast beef sammich i had for dinner... seeing as the 2 Tums I just took have caused the Myocardial Infarction to dissipate.
Tums. Saving lives... One Heart Attack at a time.
(thinking maybe a York Peppermint Patty flavoured Klondike Bar might help keep the aneurysms in the carotid arteries at bay.)