Miss Giggle had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Giggle went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Giggle walked upon it
And she cut her big fat...
yes, that was all to tell you that i thiiiiiiink i have glass in my index toe on My Left Foot (insert Daniel Day Lewis saying something profound like "OWWWWW!")
i can't find the glass. there wasn't any blood. maybe it's a phantom injury, but, i don't think so. it huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurts. waaaah.
and it was near the sliding glass door leading to the patio -- not "behind the 'fridgerator".
okay. maybe i should just pour chicken soup on it.
anyway... the visiting nurse and the social worker are coming here to see gigglemom at around 11ish... no, i won't shove my foot in the nurse's face saying "take a gander at this!!!"