Miss Giggle had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Giggle went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Giggle walked upon it
And she cut her big fat...
TOE.
yes, that was all to tell you that i thiiiiiiink i have glass in my index toe on My Left Foot (insert Daniel Day Lewis saying something profound like "OWWWWW!")
i can't find the glass. there wasn't any blood. maybe it's a phantom injury, but, i don't think so. it huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurts. waaaah.
and it was near the sliding glass door leading to the patio -- not "behind the 'fridgerator".
okay. maybe i should just pour chicken soup on it.
anyway... the visiting nurse and the social worker are coming here to see gigglemom at around 11ish... no, i won't shove my foot in the nurse's face saying "take a gander at this!!!"
i promise.
Whatchoosayin'?? (453 yapped)
owwwww.
Posted by furiousball | July 30, 2008 11:03 AM
I'm sorry you've injured one of your feet, but your "index toe"?! I snorted. I never thought of feet that way ;} I've gotten teeny, tiny, glass shards under my skin a few times, and it DOES hurt, like an S.O.B.! I always heard they work their way to the surface, but don't know if that's really true or not. I always went after them with a needle.
Anyway, hope you find it and/or your toe stops hurting.
Gotta finish the song now...
Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
You've been hearing stories
of Giggle's alibis!
Posted by dana michelle | July 30, 2008 1:06 PM
Ouch! You could go to the drugstore and ask the pharmacist for drawing salve (not the technical name but I don't remember that!). It's black and tar-like and icky but it helps pull things out like slivers of glass. Good luck!
Posted by Michelle13 | July 30, 2008 10:17 PM
furiousball: thank you. I could actually hear DDL's accent coming through your comment.
dana michelle: thanks and that was brilliant!
michelle13: thanks - oh yes, i've experienced the drawing salve a couple of times in my life. since i just had the pedi done on monday i think i'm just going to wait till the glass shard reaches my heart. no biggie. :}
Posted by gigglechick | July 30, 2008 11:02 PM
I'm afraid I can't take credit for any "brilliance". That was the last verse of the song as we sang it back in 1960's Wisconsin. Didn't you Jersey kids sing that verse?
Posted by dana michelle | July 31, 2008 2:01 PM
D.M. - yep. we sang it like that as well. still brilliant.
Posted by gigglechick | July 31, 2008 4:24 PM
Is the "index toe" the little piggy who went to market?
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