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81 until the dog days of summer!
April 1, 2010

81 until the dog days of summer!

okay... will post a full blog later.

need to just have a placeholder to remind myself that i had a thing of string cheese

UPDATE @ 11:30pm:

okay.... so, Happy April Fool's Day!! I didn't pull any pranks today.

What I DID do was adopt a 5 year old Jack Russell Rough Haired Terrier!!! Her name is Misty and she's cussin' AWESOOOOOOOME!!

Here we are (right before we headed to PetSmart where I bought out the entire store!)


as far as food intake... well, i had a thing of string cheese for breakfast and didn't eat anything all day... until... *cough* I went to McDonald's.

yeah, I know.

I am so bloody tired. Why? Because of my new personal trainer named Misty (that's the name she's grown up with... can't change it now... or can I??) I took her on 6 walks today... since 2pm.

My knee is killing me! I definitely think I'm falling asleep soon.

In the meantime... here are the food color blocks of the day...


Polly-O 2% string cheese [nutrition]
CALORIES: 70 | TOTAL FAT: 4g | TOTAL CARBS: 0.5g | FIBER: 0g | SODIUM: 220mg

Banana [nutrition]
CALORIES: 72 | TOTAL FAT: 0.2g | TOTAL CARBS: 18.5g | FIBER: 2.1g | SODIUM: 1mg

Dunkin Donuts Iced Toasted Almond Coffee with Skim Milk [nutrition]
CALORIES: 45 | TOTAL FAT: 0.4g | TOTAL CARBS: 6.1g | FIBER: 0g

Tablepoon Sugar


CALORIES: 233 | TOTAL FAT: 4.6g | TOTAL CARBS: 37.1g | FIBER: 2.1g | SODIUM: 221 mg

DINNER: - 8pm

McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese [nutrition]
CALORIES: 740 | TOTAL FAT: 42g | TOTAL CARBS: 40g | FIBER: 3g | SODIUM: 1380mg

McDonald's Large French Fries [nutrition]
CALORIES: 500 | TOTAL FAT: 25g | TOTAL CARBS: 63g | FIBER: 6g | SODIUM: 350mg


CAL: 1240 | TOT FAT: 67g | TOT CARBS: 103g | FIBER: 9g | SODIUM: 1330mg


CAL: 1473 | TOT. FAT: 71.6g | TOT. CARBS: 140.1g | FIBER: 11.1g | SODIUM: 1551mg

first night
April 2, 2010

first night

misty hasn't left my side once (I'm under the covers)

misty checking out moose as eddie from frasier

misty checking out moose as eddie from frasier

April 5, 2010


okay... my math might be slightly off, it's either 77 or 76 days left till my birthday...

I'm going to use my psychic powers right now and say that my weigh in tomorrow isn't going to be stellar --- that's okay. I haven't written down a cussing bite of food since last Thursday. (as you can see, it was a McD's dinner that night..)

Friday I had Fish & Chips for lunch and Thin Crust pizza for dinner (5 slices... *cough* it was thin crust though...)

Saturday I wound up having 2 Five Guys Double Cheeseburgers... and fries. Yeah... i know. I know!

Then Sunday was Easter --- at my giggleaunt & giggleuncle's house. it was a free-for-all of food.

Today I went to the food store --- bought good stuff again. Tonight I made Turkey Kielbasa & Sauerkraut and Egg Noodles. Granted, I probably ate way too much of it.

At least tomorrow I will have my High Fiber Oatmeal again.

On the exercise front ---- I HAVE been walking the heck out of Gigglepup (who IS on Facebook by the way... just search for Gigglepup)

Starting tomorrow - going forward -- things will get back on and stay on track with the calorie blogging (and the actual calorie intake!)

OH!!! Big news! Ever since adopting Gigglepup, I've been getting back to a semi-normal sleeping schedule. I've not fallen asleep later than 2am since Thursday (which is awesome for ME) and I've been waking up between 7:30am and 9am since she needs to go potty.)

That said... it's time for me to hit the hay.

how much is that doggy in the window?
April 11, 2010

how much is that doggy in the window?

diet food.

diet food.

upside down and jacked up

upside down and jacked up

remind me to bring my cell phone with me when I walk gigglepup at night.
April 13, 2010

remind me to bring my cell phone with me when I walk gigglepup at night.

so, I took gigglepup out for her evening constitutional at 11:30pm tonight...

now, I live in a condo complex and I'm near the pool area where there are parking spots --- this doesn't mean that it's a public parking lot.

anyway... more often than not, there are rogue vehicles that park there... whether it be cars that bring in "visitors" from the Lakewood area who use the condo basketball court at all hours of the night or sometimes there's the random drug deal going on OR --- as in the case tonight --- skanks having sex under the street lamp whilst in their cars... (usually there is one car that the skank is in and then the one the guy drives)

in any event, I was walking gigglepup. I had to go by the sex truck --- mind you, the beat up giant pick-up truck (black with giant gray stripes on the side) that has the blonde trollop in the driver's seat and the burly possible late 20's dolt wearing a black scraggly baseball hat, black shirt and jeans in the passenger's side --- except they were in the middle and whoring around... anyway - the pick up truck's engine was bellowing throughout the complex for 30 minutes before I'd gone out there.

Now, I didn't do anything at that moment... I focused on giggledog tinkling... then the burly dolt gets out of the truck and turns on his beat up black car (generic old tempo-looking thing)

while he's getting back into the truck I was close enough to ask (with a pleasant but firm tone) "Hi... do you live here?"

he says snottily "what's it to you?"

I say "what condo are you in?"

he snarls "my cousin lives in number 42"

oh. reeeeeeeeeeeally? a little background --- there's no #42 in the entire complex

So I say "This is a private parking area, I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

He tells me to fuck off --- somehow, I maintain my composure and smile sweetly at him and tell him they are both going to have to remove their cars and go elsewhere on their romantic adventure.

he starts YELLING at me to call the cops if I want to (at the moment I didn't have my phone with me dammit.)

He says "Where's your husband?!"

I say "I can get him if you'd like"

He says "He's already spoken with me the other time so he can fuck off too. If your husband's the one in the second door!"

(Um... yeah MY husband isn't in that door... but a friend of mine is.)

So I say "nope, you haven't met my husband"

(*cough* neither have I.)

He then says "Is it the State Trooper!? Get him out here."

I say "No, my husband is bigger than the trooper."

He says "Call the cops, you scumbag bitch" --- somehow I remain calm and smile at him --- whilst giving him the crazy eyes... and I say "Okie doke, If that's what you want."

So I go back to my house - but take the back way behind the condos so he can't see which one I go into...

I grab my cell phone and go back out there to get the plate #

By the way -- gigglepup is quiet as a mouse at this point... what the hell? She's usually screaming at dogs 100 yards away, but this tool, she's sitting there yawning at. I guess she wasn't afraid of him either.

So as soon as they see me come out with my phone both cars pull away.

Okay. good. So I resume the gigglepup evening wrap-up...

I am now near the tennis courts --- because GP is taking her time.

All of a sudden the pick up truck comes barreling into the complex and screeches up next to me and the guy gets out of the driver's side (apparently they dropped his piece of junk elsewhere and came back.) --- skanky finnegan slides back to the steering wheel and he starts coming at me in the street...

He's yelling "call the cops bitch"

I hit the emergency button on my phone... gigglepup starts growling at him (YAY!!!! you've got my back, sistah!!!)

I tell them that this guy is coming after me and the whole previous story --- the pick up truck goes around the complex and he winds up hopping back in it and I don't go near it - It parks in the same spot.

I'm still on the phone with 911 giving every last detail. They say that they're sending someone.

So that tool and bimbo are in the truck parked there... I don't move --- I'm now about 50 feet away - because I still don't want them to know the exact location of where I live.

a few minutes go by and they back out of the spot and he yells "SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT" to me...

right as they're speeding towards the complex entrance/exit, a police car comes in with it's headlights off and I am pointing at the pick up... in order to alert the police dude that THAT'S the vehicle that I called about.

The officer pulls over to me and says "everything okay?" and I say "THAT'S the truck I called about!!!"

So he goes speeding off after the jackholes.

Apparently, they pulled them over at wawa down the street...

I know this because the officer that came to my front door 15 minutes later told me that the other officer ran a search to see if there were warrants, etc. and all came up clean.

He told me if I see them in here again to call... which I will --- although I hate looking like the old bitty who calls the cops.

But eff that because this tool has been in the complex numerous times --- I'm totally calling if I see either of them.

The officer at my door said that they were telling a totally different story and that he believes ME though (as he effing well should.)

whatever. my mini is probably going to have a busted windshield and sliced ragtop tomorrow morning.

April 14, 2010


now, where was i?? oh, right... 67
April 15, 2010

now, where was i?? oh, right... 67

yep. 67 days left until I turn 40.

I've been a little sidetracked by the addition of gigglepup to the crew. She's been great! I've been walking a billion times a day - In fact, yesterday, I walked (not briskly) around the reservoir -- which is 1.6 miles. (did that once last week too)

anyway - i went to my doctor's for a check up and also to get my zoloft script filled (God knows, I still need it.) All's well. (Although there's some sort of lump on my collarbone --- she noticed that 2 years ago. But she's not all that concerned. Neither am I since back in 2005 or 2006 I had a scare about a lump in my neck... other side though. Apparently, my lymph nodes get a little swollen here and there... and if I touch one repeatedly - like i did a few years ago - and get nervous and keep touching it, then it becomes inflamed. I'm okay though.)

So I've been pretty crappy about my calorie counting and portions and food intake and fat over the past week and a half.

That stops now.

Well, I've already had a Dunkin Donuts Sausage & Cheese on a Croissant, so the calorie counting resumes in earnest tomorrow.

Today I weighed myself at home and was 229.4 pounds!! (this is done nekkid. they weighed me clothed and with shoes on at the doc's and I was 233... since I've been weighing myself on MY scale since the beginning, I'll listen to mine!)

So.... since March 23rd, I've lost 10.9 pounds

yay :} imagine what I can do when I REALLY curb my portions and start going back to the gym!!

Here's my weightloss spreadsheet!! >>

gigglepup on the lookout for squirrels

gigglepup on the lookout for squirrels

SIXTY TWOOOOO days left to go
April 20, 2010

SIXTY TWOOOOO days left to go

hey! okay, remember when I said I was going to post my calories and all that the other day? oh big promises, gc. big promises.

anyway - i may not have been on top of the "blogging what I eat" thing since then, but, I haven't been snickety-snacking and going crazy with the portions (except for a couple of nights when I ate a lot of white rice.... and then was ill from doing so.)

i've been walking gigglepup around the entire condo complex here at least once a day (and other times, we walk half of it at least 3 times a day) --- actually, yesterday, I even jogged about 300 feet with her (yeah. only 300. it's a start. and it was on a whim. and i didn't have a bra on. let's just say it was dangerous.)

SO... here's the latest weigh-in....


225.6 lbs.


I lost 3.8 pounds since last week! hot damn!

in total since I started, I've lost 14.7 lbs (since March 23)

here's the weight loss spreadsheet >>>>

gigglepup in bed with her frog.
April 21, 2010

gigglepup in bed with her frog.

gpup and gc
April 24, 2010

gpup and gc

not the greatest photos of me, but, cute ones of gigglepup

gpup and gc

boo & frank are back!
April 25, 2010

boo & frank are back!

warm & fuzzy

warm & fuzzy

Cocaine Vagina!???
April 27, 2010

Cocaine Vagina!???

SO... Pam Grier had a "Cocaine Vagina "...

He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.

"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."

"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

Okay... well, I read the excerpt to Gigglemom and she said "Jeezuz... and she's WRITING about it? She's worse than YOU with the dirty laundry... then again, if you had that story to tell, i suppose you would be writing it too."

yeah... no. I don't have - nor have I ever had - a cocaine vagina. I've never dated anyone with a drug addiction like that.

I mean, I've dated "addicts" before - food addicts, but the most I'd ever walk away with was a "Bacon Vagina" from them.



April 30, 2010


don't forget to Rabbit Rabbit first thing in the morning

i've got to buy a new scale tomorrow because I am not believing the one have... it's being way too nice and I've been way too bad lately

taking gigglepup to her 2nd training session at 10am... wish us luck - we've been doing our homework.





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