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Cocaine Vagina!???
April 27, 2010 12:16 PM

SO... Pam Grier had a "Cocaine Vagina "...

He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.

"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."

"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

Okay... well, I read the excerpt to Gigglemom and she said "Jeezuz... and she's WRITING about it? She's worse than YOU with the dirty laundry... then again, if you had that story to tell, i suppose you would be writing it too."

yeah... no. I don't have - nor have I ever had - a cocaine vagina. I've never dated anyone with a drug addiction like that.

I mean, I've dated "addicts" before - food addicts, but the most I'd ever walk away with was a "Bacon Vagina" from them.





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