Friday, February 14, 2003
12:07 AM|playing blackjack on pogo.com - stupid chat thing pops up:

madtoker1: how are you making out?
gigglechick621: good. you?
madtoker1: not to bad. not winning to much though
gigglechick621: ah
madtoker1: your a designer of what
gigglechick621: websites
madtoker1: right on
madtoker1: single are you
gigglechick621: yes
madtoker1: any kids
gigglechick621: what does that have to do with playing blackjack? aren't you playing?
madtoker1: yes i'm playing. just conversation that's all
gigglechick621: yes i have 5 kids all put up for adoption because i was on crack
madtoker1: no way
gigglechick621: no. no way.
madtoker1: crack what is that
GMarlow682: Leave her alone


Tuesday, January 28, 2003
11:44 AM|brief background: match.com.... met online... never met in person... the guy called me a couple of times... and i really wasn't into talking with him.... kept IMing me as Craazy 8... so i blocked him... apparently, he's decided to change his name up a bit so he could get through to me:

CraazzyyEight: So what happened to us talking? I thought we had a cool conversation on the phone. We emailed a few times and then boom. Seems like you got weird on me?

CraazzyyEight: Ok, just thought I would give a chance to explain.

notice that i didn't IM him back - of course, i had left aol on by mistake and fell asleep, but still... we spoke 2 times on the phone. and now he's gotten all "you've gotten weird on me" crap... dude, you were a strange, pushy bird to begin with.


Thursday, July 25, 2002
10:11 AM|

HiesSchlupfeR001: hey gurlfriend

Auto response from GigglechickHA: tra la la la la.... sorry i can't take your IM right now.... i am skipping through daisies!...well, not really, more like slaving away on a website for work

HiesSchlupfeR001: aiight just later about 2nite
GigglechickHA: excuse me?

Auto response from HiesSchlupfeR001: Auto response from GOdSmaCkj1: hey look at me i'm a brain washed trendy fuck!
that sums it up


HiesSchlupfeR001: hey
HiesSchlupfeR001: why haven't you been calling my cell phone?
GigglechickHA: and you are who?
HiesSchlupfeR001: i be jean pierre
GigglechickHA: ah. perfect english
GigglechickHA: and why would i want to call your cell phone?
HiesSchlupfeR001: yo gurl you best jus be playin wit me now
GigglechickHA: no. seriously. tell me one good reason why i should call you? and by the way refresh my memory as to what your cell number is.
HiesSchlupfeR001: my cell fone number be 781 476 8745
GigglechickHA: ah thanks. and what about tonight?
HiesSchlupfeR001: and you always be hitting me up fo money so we mite as well jus chill
GigglechickHA: oh. okay. and how much can i hit you up for now?
HiesSchlupfeR001: nuttin i jus give u a little lovin
GigglechickHA: well if you want me to call. why don't you give me your real number? since the one you gave has been disconnected. or didn't you pay your bill?
HiesSchlupfeR001: yo gurl you gusta be playin now if not i gon smack the black right out of yo face
GigglechickHA: ah. i think someone already smacked the black outta my face - perhaps the doctor did when i was born
HiesSchlupfeR001: ya den you painted it rite back on
GigglechickHA: eh... no... maybe it was the tanning salon. black irish, perhaps?
GigglechickHA: do you KNOW how to spell?
HiesSchlupfeR001: do you know how to make love in a cheap motel outside of chicago?
GigglechickHA: no. only the expensive 5 star hotels in piscataway
HiesSchlupfeR001: damnation!
GigglechickHA: eh. yeah.
HiesSchlupfeR001: you pay for the hotel and ill buy the wine aiight
GigglechickHA: who the heck are you?
GigglechickHA: GOdSmaCkj1 ?
HiesSchlupfeR001: yes...
HiesSchlupfeR001: wut about it?
GigglechickHA: and why exactly are you bothering me?
HiesSchlupfeR001: cuz u be my first kiss den you gustta go nd take all yo black lovin away
GigglechickHA: ah. riiiiight. yeah. i think you are trying to IM a ho, the likes of which i am not. thanks
HiesSchlupfeR001: yo gurl you aint no ho and i be knowing dat from da start
HiesSchlupfeR001: you jus be a pretty black gurl who wants a lil lovin on da side
GigglechickHA: no. i am not a ho. but perhaps you should try IMing a black girl
HiesSchlupfeR001: gurl why you be denying yo heritage
GigglechickHA: ehhhh. yo, lissen up yo yo dis not be a black woman. am i getting ebonic on your ass enough?
HiesSchlupfeR001: yo gurl now you be talkin in muh langauge so we gon chill?
GigglechickHA: i don't think we are.
HiesSchlupfeR001: aiiight its alright
HiesSchlupfeR001: i hear dat you be kicking mah friends chops
HiesSchlupfeR001: dat be true?
HiesSchlupfeR001: gurl you best be typing a long response at this moment cuz you ass aint gon diss yo daddy
HiesSchlupfeR001: yes i made your site!
GigglechickHA: heh. jackass
GigglechickHA: who the eff are you!?
HiesSchlupfeR001: i dont really no ne more erin
HiesSchlupfeR001: i just want to be your special friends
GigglechickHA: ha. loopy bastard :)
HiesSchlupfeR001: wut can i say
GigglechickHA: well. i am leaving it up there. i had a feeling that you might be faking it for the site.
crazy arse
HiesSchlupfeR001: yah well i figured i might as well get a little attention
GigglechickHA: and do you have a site?
HiesSchlupfeR001: yeah i made it last year
HiesSchlupfeR001: wana see it?
GigglechickHA: sure
HiesSchlupfeR001: oh poops i cant even remember the address
HiesSchlupfeR001: give me a minute
GigglechickHA: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
HiesSchlupfeR001: i g2 find sum1 who nos
GigglechickHA: quite alright. don't need to see it that badly if you can't remember it.
HiesSchlupfeR001: oh no you WILL see it
GigglechickHA: nah. quite alright
HiesSchlupfeR001: lol

HiesSchlupfeR001: http://www.geocities.com/shortstopsrock/JoellesChicken.html
HiesSchlupfeR001: it is very *artistic*



Tuesday, July 09, 2002
4:48 PM|

ChrisCana: Hey! Male, Cute, Bored...
You a good girl or a bad girl? ;)
GigglechickHA: hmmm... well.... i think i am the same as i had answered last time
GigglechickHA: perhaps you should write down the names of those you have IM'd before



Monday, June 17, 2002
3:57 PM|

ChrisCana: Hey! Male, Bored, Cute... You a good girl or a bad girl? :P
GigglechickHA: i am a working girl.


(yes, folks, i know that i sound like i just said i was a hooker, but...but WHY does one ask these sorts of questions at 3pm EST??? hmmmmm... and so i egged him on)

GigglechickHA: you asked if i was good or bad... at what?
ChrisCana: in general :)
GigglechickHA: ah.
GigglechickHA: i'd like to think i am good
ChrisCana: age pic
GigglechickHA: old enough and i am at work without a pic.
ChrisCana: alone at work? and how old?
GigglechickHA: no, i have about 500 others hovering over my shoulder. and don't you think it's rude to ask how old someone is? weren't you raised properly? i am going to go out on a limb and guess that you are either still in college or don't have a job.



Tuesday, June 11, 2002
1:51 PM|

Iidd23: hi
GigglechickHA: hello
Iidd23: nice to meet u giggle
GigglechickHA: do i know you?
Iidd23: jeff
GigglechickHA: um. i don't know any jeffs
Iidd23: i said nice to meet u
GigglechickHA: ah. ok. you too
Iidd23: ;-)
Iidd23: comedian?
GigglechickHA: at times
Iidd23: or thats just fluff
GigglechickHA: excuse me?
Iidd23: fluff = for show
Iidd23: are you really a professional comedian i guess is the right way to ask the quest
GigglechickHA: um. no. i do stand up - but that's not my main source of income
Iidd23: i see
Iidd23: age? if i may ask
GigglechickHA: no you may not.
Iidd23: lol
Iidd23: sensitive topic
GigglechickHA: not really. not sensitive about it at all. i just find it rude when someone asks someone's age within the first 4 minutes of talking
Iidd23: oh excuse me
GigglechickHA: it's called manners
Iidd23: i am sorry
Iidd23: erin
GigglechickHA: ok. you know my name.
Iidd23: its on your page
GigglechickHA: yeah. it is. you read the site? or the profile
Iidd23: couldnt get on the site
GigglechickHA: what did you just send me?
Iidd23: a picture
GigglechickHA: of?
Iidd23: me


GigglechickHA: which one are you?
Iidd23: lol
Iidd23: im taller
Iidd23: thats my ex
Iidd23: reciprocate to iidd23 not lidd23
GigglechickHA: no.
Iidd23: ok ...your really funny for a comedian
Iidd23: c ya
GigglechickHA: yeah well, seeing as i am at work and not trying to hit on people at 2pm - i don't feel as if i need to put on a show.
Iidd23: ok sorry ...erin
Iidd23: cya


Tuesday, May 21, 2002
8:14 AM|lovely... guys IMing at 8am....

ChrisCana: hey hot male bored.
good girl or bad?
GigglechickHA: tired girl getting ready for work.
ChrisCana: wake up baby
ChrisCana: fill me in
GigglechickHA: why should i?
ChrisCana: cause maybe im worth it
GigglechickHA: right
GigglechickHA: and you are probably 12
ChrisCana: 22
GigglechickHA: see. yeah. you need to go outside and play, dear. i have to go to work


Wednesday, March 06, 2002
11:46 PM|

Handsome98T: hi there
GigglechickHA: um. hi
Handsome98T: how r eu?
GigglechickHA: am ok.
Handsome98T: where u from?
GigglechickHA: nj. you?
Handsome98T: nj
Handsome98T: how old re u?
GigglechickHA: um.... that's a rude question right off the bat.
Handsome98T: well coool then
Handsome98T: u have a pic?>
GigglechickHA: yes. i have many
Handsome98T: may i see one?
Handsome98T: then i may ask for many
GigglechickHA: no. sorry. why should i send a stranger a photo?
Handsome98T: cause i might like u and try to pick u up
GigglechickHA: oh.... so it's all based on looks? is that it?
Handsome98T: no
GigglechickHA: and what do you have to ante up on the table?
Handsome98T: just muysic
Handsome98T: music
GigglechickHA: what? you like music?
Handsome98T: i love music
Handsome98T: u?
GigglechickHA: um... that's it? you want me to send you photos, tell you my age and in exchange you get to hum a few bars of your favourite song?
Handsome98T: well
Handsome98T: u re interesting
Handsome98T: and thats cool
GigglechickHA: well, thank you
Handsome98T: what do u think?
GigglechickHA: i think many things
Handsome98T: mostly
Handsome98T: whats in your mind recently
GigglechickHA: hmmmm.... the last thing that went through it was "why do i answer back to these IM's?"
Handsome98T: why?
GigglechickHA: why did i think that or why do i click and answer?
Handsome98T: why did u click on answer
GigglechickHA: because i didn't know if you knew me
GigglechickHA: which apparently you do not
Handsome98T: no
Handsome98T: i dont know u
Handsome98T: but i wanna know u does it make difference?
GigglechickHA: why do you want to know me?
Handsome98T: cause i feel lonely
Handsome98T: like everyone one uf us
GigglechickHA: okay. dammit. now you're just trying to tug on my female heartstrings
Handsome98T: no
Handsome98T: why would i do that?
GigglechickHA: yeah, i don't know. why WOULD you do that?
Handsome98T: i would never do that?
Handsome98T: where u from?
GigglechickHA: nj
Handsome98T: wher ein jersey?
GigglechickHA: north
Handsome98T: i m from north too
GigglechickHA: we're practically neighbors
Handsome98T: hmm now i feel closer to u
GigglechickHA: ah yes
Handsome98T: are us ingle?
GigglechickHA: in the sense "am i not married?"
Handsome98T: do u have a bf or hubby?
GigglechickHA: hmmmm.... interesting question you pose

**three minutes went by**

GigglechickHA: ??

**one minute went by**

Handsome98T: answer?
GigglechickHA: ah... i am between dates
Handsome98T: hmmm
Handsome98T: so i have not any single chance
GigglechickHA: well you haven't told me anything about YOURself except you love music and live in NNJ
Handsome98T: i live in hoboken
Handsome98T: goign to college in nyc
GigglechickHA: ah. ok
GigglechickHA: for?
Handsome98T: 25 on friday
Handsome98T: computer operations
GigglechickHA: ah.... happy birthday
Handsome98T: thx
Handsome98T: i m single and handsome
Handsome98T: originally from europe
GigglechickHA: ah. you should be out and about meeting young women then
Handsome98T: u sound like over 30?
GigglechickHA: wow, and you didn't even hear my voice.
Handsome98T: i have copuple of pics
Handsome98T: u wanna trade?
GigglechickHA: ok send one or two
GigglechickHA: you first...
Handsome98T: i might recognize u
GigglechickHA: jpg or gif
Handsome98T: ok
Handsome98T: jpg
GigglechickHA: k
Handsome98T: it doesnt matter to me
GigglechickHA: thanks
Handsome98T: sent


***and then i blocked him before trading my photo what a shame***

but, folks.... this is a first in the history of Jackasses & Stalkers... we have a photo!!!



ladies, he's single, lonely and 25. he's all yours


Sunday, January 27, 2002
4:37 PM|


due to the whining nature of this Jackass Stalker, i have hidden part of it's name


NYcro(age hendrix, cobain and joplin were when they died): hi
GigglechickHA: um. hi
NYcro**: how's it going
GigglechickHA: ok. you? do i know you?
NYcro**: i'm Gordon i went on directory search
NYcro**: what's your name
GigglechickHA: ok
GigglechickHA: erin
NYcro**: nice to meet you
NYcro**: how old r u
GigglechickHA: well, that's a little abrupt to ask that question right off the bat
GigglechickHA: you don't think so?
NYcro**: did not mean to offend you but i don't want to waste your time if i'm to old or young for you
GigglechickHA: well i am not the one looking for someone.


(and then *sniffle* gordon went away)



Friday, January 25, 2002
11:36 AM|okay, so THIS one wasn't so bad, but the opening line in the IM got me...

MJSUKE75: listen, this is not a hook up line. I use to work at Jade's Garden in lower manhattan as a bus boy. If u ever want some chinese food at discount, i am the man to go to.
GigglechickHA: um. thanks
MJSUKE75: no problemo, it's my way of making the world a better place
GigglechickHA: so can you get me fortune cookies?
MJSUKE75: hey, i can't make any promises, but i will try my hardest
GigglechickHA: GOOD fortune cookies. not the kind that say "go home" or anything like that
MJSUKE75: i know what ur saying u want the cookie when u open it up it says, "Congratulations, ur ex just got a nasty case of diarehha on the subway."
MJSUKE75: again, i will try my hardest
GigglechickHA: thanks




Thursday, January 24, 2002
10:57 PM|heh. i am evil. whatever.

GoBorisGo: hi
GigglechickHA: hello
GoBorisGo: how are you
GigglechickHA: um ok. do i know you?
GoBorisGo: no sorry i am boris 20 from nj
GoBorisGo: you?
GigglechickHA: from nj
GoBorisGo: age?
GigglechickHA: why?
GigglechickHA: that's quite rude to ask
GoBorisGo: ahy?
GigglechickHA: i don't even know you and you are asking my age. why does THAT matter.
GoBorisGo: because i am looking for a sexy gir my somewhere around my age
GoBorisGo: i dint see anything rude in here
GigglechickHA: well. try the colleges or high schools
GoBorisGo: bye
GoBorisGo: sorry for offending you
GigglechickHA: you should be.
GoBorisGo: ah just bye
GoBorisGo: i guess i cought you at the right time
GoBorisGo: u should be sorry for being so mean to me
GigglechickHA: yes about 12 years too late


Thursday, January 10, 2002
12:16 PM|

TEARSFROMINSIDE: Are you hiring?
GigglechickHA: not since the last time you wrote me.
GigglechickHA: perhaps you should make a note of who you IM... and i suggest looking through the NY Times instead of searching AOL.
TEARSFROMINSIDE: ok



Saturday, December 29, 2001
10:17 AM|

TEARSFROMINSIDE: Hey do you own a web design business?
GigglechickHA: no.
GigglechickHA: i think you had IMd me before
GigglechickHA: and WHY do you ask?

***pause for 3 minutes***

GigglechickHA: i am so sorry. my computer crashed. you must have answered me while it was down (right? because i am SURE you weren't being rude)
TEARSFROMINSIDE: o no...
TEARSFROMINSIDE: i aint rude i responded
GigglechickHA: ok - could you repeat please?
TEARSFROMINSIDE: lets start over
TEARSFROMINSIDE: Hey do you own a web design business?
GigglechickHA: no. i do not. i freelance
TEARSFROMINSIDE: ok
GigglechickHA: i think you had IMd me before
TEARSFROMINSIDE: probably
GigglechickHA: and WHY do you ask?
TEARSFROMINSIDE: i need some work
GigglechickHA: done or?
GigglechickHA: to do?
TEARSFROMINSIDE: huh
GigglechickHA: you need some work. i asked if you need work DONE or if you need work TO DO.
TEARSFROMINSIDE: if you need work TO DO. <---
GigglechickHA: me?
TEARSFROMINSIDE: Yea
GigglechickHA: such as?
TEARSFROMINSIDE: anything
GigglechickHA: you DON'T have work for me but want me to do work? what are you asking?
TEARSFROMINSIDE: lol..i need work
GigglechickHA: yeah. no it's not LOL.
TEARSFROMINSIDE: but r u sure you said what?
GigglechickHA: how old are you?
TEARSFROMINSIDE: 20
GigglechickHA: yeah. so i thought
TEARSFROMINSIDE: and u
GigglechickHA: i am not the derelict in this conversation. my age is not important.
TEARSFROMINSIDE: whats derelict mean?
GigglechickHA: you really ought to try a different form of communication if you are trying to drum up business
TEARSFROMINSIDE: nah i dont need business. i am a student
GigglechickHA: ha. good. then don't IM random people asking to do work for them.
TEARSFROMINSIDE: lalrighty
GigglechickHA: or whatever you asked.



Sunday, December 09, 2001
9:27 PM|maybe it's the fact that i have the flu... maybe it's the fact that i felt like i was put on the defensive. but this guy annoyed me by IMing out of the blue. and congrats, he made it onto my jackasses & stalkers list. and also onto my blocked from AIM list


Lokisfur: hello.....
GigglechickHA: hi
Lokisfur: :-D
Lokisfur: loved your webpage
GigglechickHA: do i know you?
GigglechickHA: ah
GigglechickHA: thanks!
Lokisfur: nope...not yet at least
GigglechickHA: oh
Lokisfur: I admire you for doing stand up...+ I love funny girls
Lokisfur: even if you are only semi-funny which is sort of funny in itself
GigglechickHA: thanks. yeah it;s fun
Lokisfur: I'se a bit of the clown myself
GigglechickHA: oh yeah?
Lokisfur: Yup....
Lokisfur: and I was married to a comedian
GigglechickHA: yeah? was, huh?
Lokisfur: that had a few funny moments the divorce being one of them
Lokisfur: NOW
Lokisfur: it's funny
GigglechickHA: gotcha
Lokisfur: That which doesn't kill me makes me laugh
GigglechickHA: yep
Lokisfur: so what's your deal funny girl
GigglechickHA: ?
Lokisfur: single?
GigglechickHA: you read my webpage?
Lokisfur: probally too intimifdating
Lokisfur: not the whole thing
GigglechickHA: excuse me?
Lokisfur: I have noticed that many men are intimidated by funny women
Lokisfur: which is why there are relatively so few of them
GigglechickHA: oh. i haven't noticed that. i guess i choose ones that aren't
Lokisfur: That's cool.....
Lokisfur: so maybe I should read your website more closely...what 's the deal your hooked up and in love or something
GigglechickHA: yeah pretty much. yes
Lokisfur: that's a great christmas present
GigglechickHA: what is?
Lokisfur: You have your whole life on your webpage don't you?
Lokisfur: being in love
GigglechickHA: oh. yeah i suppose
Lokisfur: why?
GigglechickHA: why what?
Lokisfur: why do you have your whole life on a webpage
GigglechickHA: because i choose to.
Lokisfur: what's the goal
GigglechickHA: and it's not my whole life
GigglechickHA: what's the goal?
GigglechickHA: it;s a journal
Lokisfur: OK...but who are you writing it for
Lokisfur: who is the audience
GigglechickHA: what's the goal of IMing perfect strangers and asking them if they are single and in love?!
GigglechickHA: writingh it for myself thank you
Lokisfur: Perfect strangers who intrigue me and have something to say are the only kind of strangers I contact
Lokisfur: But since I'm single...I make it a rule to only contact other single people since I don't feel it's appropriate otherwise
Lokisfur: just my thing
GigglechickHA: yeah okay.
Lokisfur: but a journal for yourself that everyone can see is interesting
Lokisfur: to me
Lokisfur: since my life used to be an open book but now it is not
GigglechickHA: there's a lot of other people out there who journal
Lokisfur: hmmmmm...you are the first one for me....but I do not IM very often or surf for such things
GigglechickHA: uh-huh
GigglechickHA: uh-huh
Lokisfur: do you immediately trust or distrust people you meet on the net?
Lokisfur: what's your first impulse
GigglechickHA: yeah. well there are a lot of freaks out there
Lokisfur: so that's a "distrust" I guess
GigglechickHA: uh. yeah. what you trust people immediately?
Lokisfur: I trust everyone completely until given a reason not too
GigglechickHA: good for you
Lokisfur: just my choice
GigglechickHA: yup
Lokisfur: Iused to trust noone but tell everyone everything
GigglechickHA: ok
Lokisfur: which is why I asked you that question
Lokisfur: it is a weird phenomena I guess
GigglechickHA: what ? distrust?
Lokisfur: that you can be open and come from a place of distrust
Lokisfur: and be closed and come from a place of trust
GigglechickHA: yeah well i trust my gut feelings about people
Lokisfur: I do also.....but do you find that your "gut" is clouded by the interrtaction on the web with people you meeet there
GigglechickHA: no.
Lokisfur: people lie and words are easy to lie with
Lokisfur: that's what I have found
GigglechickHA: gee. really?
Lokisfur: which is why I choose to believe everything someone tells me who I meet on the net
GigglechickHA: ok.
Lokisfur: but you are saying you can discern the lies from the truth?
Lokisfur: and have a "gut" feeling
GigglechickHA: i never said anything of the sort. i really am not saying anything to you if you have noticed
Lokisfur: Yes, I imagine I am a bit annoying
GigglechickHA: well.
Lokisfur: >>> Lokisfur: so that's a "distrust" I guess
gigglechickha: uh. yeah.<<<
Lokisfur: you did say that after all
Lokisfur: hmmmmm
GigglechickHA: who ARE you? why are you interrogating me? what's up with this?
Lokisfur: All I did was do a search for girls in NYC who are comedians
Lokisfur: I found your website and found it interesting for the reasons I've cited
GigglechickHA: why?
Lokisfur: Because I used to do the same thing in my life ....like having a very public life
Lokisfur: so I felt there was something there.....
GigglechickHA: ok. well. did people just randomly start chatting with you and asking you if you distrust people??
Lokisfur: whci is why I IM'd you...I'm sorry if you think I'm interrogating you...that was not my intent
Lokisfur: OK maybe I'm not the most tactful guy in the Universe
Lokisfur: Also, your a girl and I'm sure you get more IM's then me
Lokisfur: it's a gender thing
GigglechickHA: well. when you write "what's your deal, funny girl?" it puts one on the defensive. when you follow it up with "single?" and then "probably too intimidating" yeah. i think tact is lacking
Lokisfur: well.....a lot of my male firends think I'm crazy for putting "someone who makes me laugh" as the number one thinbg I look for in a woman
GigglechickHA: well. we're not always "on"
Lokisfur: you know what I mean....
GigglechickHA: listen i am not trying to be a bitch, i have the flu and was checking email
Lokisfur: Your not a bitch.....and I really didn't mean to come off hostile in any way...
Lokisfur: can we talk again....my name is Chris by the way
GigglechickHA: ok. thanks
GigglechickHA: hi
Lokisfur: OK ..If you have to go I totally understand
GigglechickHA: thanks. night
GigglechickHA: goodnight


Saturday, November 17, 2001
4:53 PM|
Video776: hi
GigglechickHA: hello?
Video776: how old are u
GigglechickHA: excuse me? do i know you?!
Video776: not yet
GigglechickHA: i am guessing you were born in july of 76 right?
Video776: no
GigglechickHA: yeah ok. se ya
Video776: why
GigglechickHA: well, it's rude to ask a woman her age thank you
Video776: just wanted to know if u aren't under age
Video776: silyl
GigglechickHA: right. and how old are YOU?
Video776: 25
GigglechickHA: born in 76 right?
Video776: yes
GigglechickHA: that's what i asked
Video776: but not july
GigglechickHA: whatever. let me save you the time and tell you to go find someone else to IM


Friday, November 16, 2001
7:02 PM|Squirm98: Hi. Are you ticklish? :-)
GigglechickHA: no i am not
Squirm98: ok :-(
GigglechickHA: that's a helluva weird question to be asking a stranger right off the bat isn't it?
Squirm98: I'm a helluva different kind of guy
GigglechickHA: yeah ok. don't IM me anymore thanks
Squirm98: not a problem...I wasn't planning on it
GigglechickHA: good. thank you.


Tuesday, November 06, 2001
11:03 PM|wooo!! fan mail alert!!!!
so after having some 18 year old asshole IM me out of the blue last night - cursing at me, no less, i told him to stop IMing me...
cut to tonight out of the blue again (it's a bit long since the child was gushing with love for me -- erm... LAST night he said he was taken with me, tonight his bi-polar disorder has gone into effect):


Tony Shalhoub: You're antisocial I don't like it
GigglechickHA: excuse me?
Tony Shalhoub: You're antisocial
Tony Shalhoub: It's not cool
GigglechickHA: oh. ok. thank you
Tony Shalhoub: You think being antisocial is cool?
GigglechickHA: you have no idea who i am, sir.
Tony Shalhoub: Yeah I doYou're that Erin chick from that GiggleChick thing
Tony Shalhoub: With the rants and the blog
Tony Shalhoub: And the writing love poems about fruit or something
GigglechickHA: yes. that is me, but you have no idea who i am
Tony Shalhoub: But you're an antisocial cunt. I don't WANT to know
GigglechickHA: well then why are you writing to me?
Tony Shalhoub: Because I want to PICK your brain!
GigglechickHA: pick your ass instead, kid
Tony Shalhoub: KID?
Tony Shalhoub: Oy
Tony Shalhoub: You honestly think you're funny?
GigglechickHA: well you DID say you were how old?
Tony Shalhoub: 18
GigglechickHA: exactly, kid. have a goodnight
Tony Shalhoub: And you're a 31 year-old chick who's A) single B) posts religiously on a website as if people give a shit and C) constantly bitching about problems that could be easily rectified if you just shut the fuck up and took some action
GigglechickHA: yeah. and why do you read it?
Tony Shalhoub: I don't read it
Tony Shalhoub: I've read it once
Tony Shalhoub: I read one normal entry and one of your RANT entries
Tony Shalhoub: And got depressed
GigglechickHA: not depressed enough unfortunately
Tony Shalhoub: Ummm
Tony Shalhoub: Okay
Tony Shalhoub: You're fucking gay
Tony Shalhoub: You SLUT
GigglechickHA: whatever. go jack off to a photo of your mother. stop IMing me
Tony Shalhoub: You're REALLY not funny
Tony Shalhoub: Like
Tony Shalhoub: You're trying to be funny
Tony Shalhoub: And it's just not working
Tony Shalhoub: You're fucking lame.
Tony Shalhoub: Christ
Tony Shalhoub: You an only child?
Tony Shalhoub: Probably
Tony Shalhoub: If my kid was as big of a FUCKUP as you were, I'd stop birthin' babies, too.
GigglechickHA: no. i am not trying to be funny at all jackass.
Tony Shalhoub: "go jack off to a picture of your mother"
Tony Shalhoub: Fuck do you call that?
Tony Shalhoub: OFFENSIVE?
Tony Shalhoub: Insulting?
Tony Shalhoub: Shit, 12 year-olds are wittier than that
GigglechickHA: you seem to know an awful lot about me for only reading my site once, stalker
Tony Shalhoub: I guessed that you were an only child
Tony Shalhoub: Self-indulgent attitudes and thinking everyone cares about you is straight up only child behavior
GigglechickHA:whatever. go get your GED
GigglechickHA:see ya
Tony Shalhoub: Go get your GED
Tony Shalhoub: What makes you think I don't have a high school diploma?
Tony Shalhoub: Nothing
Tony Shalhoub: Absolutely nothing
Tony Shalhoub: You guessed.
Tony Shalhoub: Incorrectly, I'd like to add
Tony Shalhoub: Fucking loser
GigglechickHA: ok. thanks... it's your bedtime isn't it?
Tony Shalhoub: You sound like you're 12.
Tony Shalhoub: You seriously sound like you're 12.
Tony Shalhoub: Is that the BEST you can do
Tony Shalhoub: "Your bedtime?"
GigglechickHA: have a good night pumpkin
Tony Shalhoub: Eat my shit, slut
GigglechickHA:hahahaha!
GigglechickHA: funny!!
Tony Shalhoub: Um
Tony Shalhoub: 'kay
Tony Shalhoub: You really have nothing to laugh about
Tony Shalhoub: Me: 18 years old, stupid, yes, but still has a lot to learn and many oppertunities
Tony Shalhoub: You: 30, pathetic, overweight, trying a last-ditch career as a comedienne, and failing miserably
Tony Shalhoub: My
Tony Shalhoub: MY oh my
Tony Shalhoub: Yeah
Tony Shalhoub: You ARE funny
Tony Shalhoub: Your sad station in life made ME laugh.
GigglechickHA: makes me laugh too, jackass
Tony Shalhoub: I'm glad you're amused at your misfortune
GigglechickHA: yes because it makes assholes like yourself IM me out of the blue
Tony Shalhoub: Hope you die soon. =D
GigglechickHA: thanks i am sure i will... good luck!!!







 



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