my thighs are killing me!!!...

January 21th, 2001

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yes. the thighs - as well as other parts - are screaming at me... but they will have to learn to deal with it... why? well, i went to the gym 3x this week!!

yes. i said to the GYM. my personal trainer, Hitler (a.k.a. Tony), is killing me. but it's good. i feel like i am getting my money's worth along with some muscle... actually was able to speak to him while i was melting on the bike...

digusting. sweat. but gotta love it.

been eating less too... yeah yeah yeah, i know, you guys out there are thinking, 'what the hell, is she a heffer?' ... no, i am NOT a beast. i am, however, a 'bit' above the weight i wanna be... but at least i am doing something about it. finally...

i HAD been in a funk and eating McDonald's a lot... but haven't touched the stuff in about 4 weeks(mainly Quarter pounder with Cheese - Plain - with SuperSized Fries... that's my selection off the ol' McD's menu a la carte)

here's a situation... told my cousin back in November 'hey, Ker, i am stopping the McDonald's intake... gotta shed the pounds'... guess what she bought me for christmas... $30 of McDonald's Gift Certificates.

um... uh... gee...thanks?

what did i do with said certificates? well, i gave them to the homeless guy that stands outside the Jersey City Grove Street McDonald's... usually is begging for change, so i figured he might need a little intake of the carbs before he hits the bottle this winter.

reminds me of Thanksgiving (and forgive me if i already wrote this around November-ish) but i was at newark Penn Station waiting for my train to take me down the shore, and of course, i was having a hearty breakfast in the slowest fast food place on earth...the Newark McDonald's (you would THINK with the train schedules they would move their feet a bit.... i digress...)

ANYWAY, i had bought 2 sausage biscuit sammiches... only finished one... saw a homeless guy begging for change from the mcD's customers...

it being Thanksgiving and all, i got up to leave and asked the guy if he'd like my untouched sausage biscuit...

"It's got PORK in it!", he starts screaming and then said "i don'want dat shit"

okay, so apparently my eating habits were NOT up to par with the Newark Homeless Guy's.

lovely.

this has been an all out advertisement for McDonald's - hasn't it? almost like the Tom Hanks Fed Ex Cast Away Movie/Commercial

what else happened besides my going to the gym this week? well, wednesday i learned that someone hacked into a site and stole my credit/debit card and charged $468.90 to an AutoBody Shop in Newark (what's with Newark popping up in my rant a lot today?) so i had to cancel my card and all is screwy, i have $10 to my name because it's Sunday and I can't just run over to Fleet and write a check. yay!... thankfully i had cooked up a ton of Chicken Dumpling Soup! woo and have a lot of chicken at home to cook up tonight... oh, BTW, i have been at work all weekend, and right now i am sitting at my desk waiting for one of my freelancers to finish with a project so i can say Yea or Nay and get the heck home...

what else? um... ok... i admit it. i bought all the harry potter books and am almost done with the 2nd one after 2 days of reading #1 and #2 ... they absolutely are wonderful! i KNOW that when i was 8 i would have been locked in my room reading this stuff - and not coming out... total bookworm... actually i suppose i still am because if it weren't for me having to work, i would probably be 1/2 done with the 3rd book. *sigh* good stuff... must finish MY book and make $$$$$ (slap that on my resolution list)

okay, gotta go check on the underling (har har... kidding) i wanna get home...golden globes are on tonight - yet so is the 30th anniversary of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...

In the immortal words of veruca salt...

"I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW, DADDY!!!"

(was my personal hero when i was young :)

 

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