first bit of drivel that i am about to toss out. hmmm... well,
i feel so naked writing, knowing that most of y'all aren't
reading this drunk (which is how most of my crowds are).
i keep thinking i should open up an ass-backwards strip club
where i come out nude and get paid to put my clothes on. "Come
on, Baby, here's $10, put the sweater on for cripes sake!"
the middle of the summer and i am pretty pasty... well, parts
are pasty. other parts i am burnt to a crisp. the irish tan.
i used to go to a tanning salon for 14 years. seriously, i
did. and i would come out red as a beet, thinking "damn!
i look great! look at all the color i got..."
tired. a battle with acute insomnia. i should just take some
nyQuil and hit the hay...
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